Well.. I’ve known my credit was tainted because of my dreaded last relationship! She, the bitch, literally spanked, tied-up, and brutally violated my innocent credit report and accounts. Wether it was done intentionally or purposely in an evil world wide plot against men, still puzzles me. It’s not even near comical. It royally sucks monkey poo…
Read on for a funny credit adventure

Well it all began over at Annual Credit Report, that walked me through obtaining my 3 reports from the big boys. Digital blasphemy and an eye-sore from hell was put up onto the flickering monitor. How could a computer be this cruel to show its’ master his fate in the credit world? I wanted to weep like a 3 week old baby with cold feet; this hurt and it was going to take some dedication to rectify this garbage! Instead of getting in too deep I vaguely compared the 3 reports; I instinctually took the worse and broke down what was damaging to me and was in need of an instant reprieve! I first initiated my dispute online but for the greatness of the sophisticated technical ‘perfect’ world we live in, I was returned with a web site internal error with the processing. Lovely I said, “45 minutes of explaining my disputes” gone to a distant internet black hole of data refuge. This was going to be fun…

Instead of even daring with a second dispute online of not knowing a successful outcome I opted to jump on the much reliable tele-phono. Yea a joke within itself of today’s cluster mucked up-side-your-head automated crap systems. Seemingly the wait to actually get a real live personnel on the line wasn’t to painful of a wait. Roughly 30 minutes on the phone re-capping my horror error with my online failed dispute. The gentleman, nonchalantly gives apologies (they paying you for that?), took all the information then and there after some brief identity tests to verify I was me… or was it me or I? Yea…

So… now I wait. Yep I just wait to see what Mr. Corporate Head Honcho Joe decides to do? Is this standards for the Fair Credit Act? Waiting for a month long investigation — I truly find it humorous that when it comes to these big corps taking your assets from accounts it’s instantly executed; yet in the regards that you request a refund or in this manner want a bad claim removed it takes a month… just wow, really.

Hopefully this whole ordeal will be solved with just this one dispute… isn’t that some wishful thinking?