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Feb
26

Is there Dentist in the House?

Yes, a dentist, not a doctor; although, I crucially need both horribly. I sincerely can’t remember when I’ve been to either one of the two… I don’t have insurance and I sure as hell don’t have the money to put up front for such services. It almost seems like a surreal world where periodical check-ups from doctors and dentists is a luxury to those whom can afford it.

Well, now back to the point of this post, is there is a local dentist in or around 34470 that would possibly be willing to barter for my services? I am very knowledgeable and capable of the following:

  1. Computers
  2. Networking
  3. Website Development
  4. Audio/Video Set-Up
  5. Gaming Rig Set-Up
  6. Computer Maintenance
  7. Virus/Spyware/Adware/Trojan Removals
  8. Motorcycle Riding Training

If, for some odd chance an actual dentist with sincere concerns and intentions to help contacts me, It could be safe to say I might have a heart attack! Here’s to hoping in my life once again.

Feb
25

Wal-Mart Sucks Ass

I say this with the utmost disrespect my being can muster in a sentence. Here’s the story…

I shopped there last night to pick up a few groceries after work; simply one would assume, right? WRONG! After purchasing around $50 in food and other misc. items I went home; well I was too tired to balance out my bank account so I figured I’d do it this morning… I log into my bank account, Wachovia, I see a Wal-Mart charge for $16.94 from last night as well as the $50 dollar one. I was like ummm….

So I print out a copy of my bank statement and head over to Wal-Mart this morning to square this away, or so I had very wrongly assumed. After speaking with a standard store associate, manager, and the accountant of Wal-Mart I was roughly told, “the transaction isn’t in the system, and we can’t do anything about it”! Are you joking…. seriously, I mean if I was trying to swindle big bad Wal-Mart wouldn’t it be more wise to claim the $16.94 purchase and deny the $50? They said there “wasn’t enough proof and needed to show a receipt”; I calmly asked if they wanted a receipt for a transaction that I didn’t DO!?

So, I will be there tomorrow, during regular ‘business hours’ to try to resolve this whole ordeal once again…. fucking douche bags!

Feb
20

Suppress Stinky Balls Smell

Running around all day long can generate some serious heat and friction for your body….

Well, recently I’ve noticed something about mine: stinky sweating balls. Sounds quite obvious, but it’s come to my attention that they needed some sort of prep work to stop the mid-shift stenches I was creating with them. Yea, like every other male, I think, I realized after work my balls had gotten sweating and needed a washing to restore their appealing natural scents. Now, I’ve figured out a way to suppress the stench AND actually cooler throughout the day: Baby Powder! Yes, the original pampering white puffs of softness that started it since day 1 of our grand lives’.

Laugh or think this is pointless if you dare, but my balls now survive a hard days work without turning into a stinking disgusting sack. Thank you Johnson & Johnson!

Feb
19

Be Prepared

I have been contemplating on a couple funny concepts that I would enjoy sharing with everyone… brace yourselves, for later on today!

Feb
15

Happy Day After Valentine’s Day

I was too tied up with classes and my own agenda to post quick Valentine wishes. I took my sweetheart out to dinner then we came home and watched a movie. Simple loving things that matter; and, we are going to set up plans to go either out to Daytona Beach for the drag car races or Tampa for the iMAX viewing of Ghost Rider.

Feb
13

Wrist Pains from Work

My new job has been quite easy to deal with in regards to my wrist giving me issues; although, it has from time to time given me pains because of repetitive use. Well, my wrist has been giving me really bad pains since work on the 12th…

I was assisting my manager on setting up a new kiosk in the store, having to move the weight seriously hurt my wrist. I sincerely hope this situation gets resolved quickly; I’m hoping surgery has a good chance of helping me. Though, I am extremely terrified at this point because of my medical conditions that complicate the surgery. I have a meeting at the end of the month followed directly by a new doctor, again, for an initial visit and screening. I hope the new doctor can be a little more optimistic about the situation, because every previous doctor I’ve spoken with wasn’t.

Feb
08

Where’s the Time?

It seems like my lifestyle is evolving around more important tasks currently; as much as I would enjoy to dedicate more focus on my blog, it just isn’t a feasible choice at the moment. My free time is spent on either studying, gaming, or relaxing. I wouldn’t call this a sincere good-bye, nor a fare-well, let’s just say a vacation is active.

Feb
04

No I’m Not Dead…

Might seem like it. Though the site was down for a couple weeks it has now been re-established. I will do my best to get caught up and get back in the groove of posting. Of course everyone knows today is the Super Bowl, right? Who’s your team? As of this writing the Bears are down… and it’s not looking too good for them. My boss is a Bears fan, I really do hope if they lose I don’t catch the repercussions.

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