Running around all day long can generate some serious heat and friction for your body….

Well, recently I’ve noticed something about mine: stinky sweating balls. Sounds quite obvious, but it’s come to my attention that they needed some sort of prep work to stop the mid-shift stenches I was creating with them. Yea, like every other male, I think, I realized after work my balls had gotten sweating and needed a washing to restore their appealing natural scents. Now, I’ve figured out a way to suppress the stench AND actually cooler throughout the day: Baby Powder! Yes, the original pampering white puffs of softness that started it since day 1 of our grand lives’.

Laugh or think this is pointless if you dare, but my balls now survive a hard days work without turning into a stinking disgusting sack. Thank you Johnson & Johnson!

I have been contemplating on a couple funny concepts that I would enjoy sharing with everyone… brace yourselves, for later on today!

After reading his simple statement:

“It takes forever. By the time you’ve gone through all that, the girl’s got up and left! You’re much better off to take one of your earbuds out and put it in her ear. Then you’re connected with about two feet of headphone cable.”

Read a whole interview with Newsweek asking Mr. Jobs some iPod/MP3 things..

That is brilliant. Well Microsoft, if you can’t woo the females then you failed in this MP3 battle already; they definitely won’t buy themselves this so-called Zune device. Chances are ladies wouldn’t even consider it feasible for their male companions; simply because if it doesn’t attract them, then men won’t be interested either.

I just got back from washing my bike and of course what happens… I feel rain drops just as soon as I pull away down the street to “blow-dry” my bike. Lucky me. The nI was contemplating on picking up a bottle of Bacardi being that I just ran out today; I drove ABC Liquor, staring off into it’s giant windows of welcoming products on display. As I got nearly down to the Wal-Mart, in front of the Sheriff’s station, I whipped a u-turn to head home. Which coincidently is practically a street opposite of ABC. As I began to look at my turn it was my final decision — to Bacardi or not to Bacardi.

I went home; without the tarnishing beverage that controls so many individuals. I was strong. I AM strong!

HA! This is mainly getting linked to here for two reasons: 1: I’m ultimately glad I’m not on the list. Though my sites probably don’t have enough traffic or audience to be noticeable for them to know about them. 2: Eric my main homey should appreciate Worst Site #1!!!

PC World - The 25 Worst Web Sites

So what do you all think… consider this my own poll to to get some thoughts on how you think the worst 25 sites are.

Actually this isn’t too comical but worth a quick read-through. Might go hand in hand with Calling in Sick… this is for all you slackers out there so enjoy!

fullduplex.org » How to Do Nothing at Work, and Get Away With It

This guy a genius! Really… he has studied and formed a thesis that playing violent games at a young age will subsequently develop aggressive behavior in children. This guy needs to win the Noble Peace Prize for absolute astonishing work and study. NOT!

How could someone with such a respectable title as a psychologist have the most blinded ignorance and lack of sight to claim such things without even a glimpse of what the movie and music entertainment industry provide tot he violence! Get real you leeching pricks; only jumping on the buzz of bashing video games is a has-been fad. Do something more productive with yourselves and provide more useful information and data.

This seriously blows my mind as to how so many want to make more regulating laws and procedures for games, yet they don’t ever consider other forms of entertainment and their contributions to the problem at hand. Wait a second I have an idea… maybe we need to stop blaming these entertainment industries and blaming ourselves… I mean we ARE the ones creating the content right?

CNN.com - Advice to Parents: Know Your Video Games - Aug 2, 2006

Like whoa… on another level.
Yea, that about sums up my entire experience so far with constructing and planning out this oral presentation for my sweetheart. I always had a slight and curious interest in creating a Powerpoint presentation, but was never actually given the project to do so. Well kiddies… the time is now! So brace for some serious learning and hiccups along the way. I initially was all gun-hoed because I was using the elegantly styled Apple Keynote; no such luck though, for some crud reason even though it would export to .pot format darn MS Powerpoint just wouldn’t keep all the proper formatting, simple layout structure, sleek Apple transitions, or nothing! It was aggravating and very distressing. So lo and behold, I opened up the monster itself, Powerpoint. Though it seems to have all the options it just seems too much dammit. It’s Microssoft’s true to form cluttered messes and over complex interfaces. It’s driving me nuts really. I sincerely can see why Microsoft has MCSE and all other types of proper certification for their applications and system operating systems… a Master’s degree, nothing short of, to conquer the zen of Microsoft.

I will succeed and I will overcome this entire project with a smile.

Well.. I’ve known my credit was tainted because of my dreaded last relationship! She, the bitch, literally spanked, tied-up, and brutally violated my innocent credit report and accounts. Wether it was done intentionally or purposely in an evil world wide plot against men, still puzzles me. It’s not even near comical. It royally sucks monkey poo…
Read on for a funny credit adventure

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Talk about bad idea number one…
Did you ever want to go walking and know you could do it with ease? Yet you don’t look over the circumstances? I’m so insanely hardcore that I took on a walking feat of about 6.5 miles in my sandals. Needless to say I do believe the sandals sadistically in some form or another got amusement out of my tortured feet. It was sheer hell and a pain of throbbing, beating, compulsions that started about half way through the walk.

It was hell in all it’s wretched incarnation! The best is to say is I made it… but I’m definitely reaping the consequences now for it. Just take a look for yourself.

1337, you better recognize, Homie! That’s leet as in elite for the older generations. This video just displays some serious talent that, if more resources were available, could blow up to a mainstream niche. It’s superbly executed and has a great catchy beat to it. I really hope they make more, maybe of specific games and characters?

Wheeeeee! Very funny clip that if could only get a slight professional touch to add some realistic flare it would be amazing!

This little accessory for an iPod is pretty interesting; only though if it has modes for normal playback of music and then the fun ’scratching’ and DJ announcing. It’s different and to me different is intriguing.

Popular Mechanics - Too Cool For Old Skool

Wow… simply just wow!
Where in the crazy world did this guy ever conjure up this idea… it’s simply hilarious. Really it is. I highly suggest that everyone that needs something senseless to laugh at to watch Monkey Chow Diaries 1-7. I really would like to know how this whole experiment was even considered? In his famous ending words, “Monkey Chow Out…”

Curious on when you might keel over? Interesting site ask a series of questions pertaining to your lifestyle and health. Kind of scary knowing ‘when’ you might kick the dirt!

DeathForecast.com - Death Forecast

Heck yea!!! I really do hope when I’m 80 years old I’m kicking it wildly like her still gaming!
Go grandma, GO!

Old Grandma Hardcore

I’m a a day shy from a month behind on this video’s posted date, but it just seriously “wowed” me! Enjoy!

Is it seriously possible to have withdrawals from a video game? I mean I’m not having cold sweats or doing absurd activities to fill the void but I sure as hell do miss playing it…

Wow… this is hilarious and par for the course. I winder if this will actually get off he ground and make someone happily rich?

When you just can’t get enough!

This made me laugh hysterically! I really… really… really really really like this!