Running around all day long can generate some serious heat and friction for your body….

Well, recently I’ve noticed something about mine: stinky sweating balls. Sounds quite obvious, but it’s come to my attention that they needed some sort of prep work to stop the mid-shift stenches I was creating with them. Yea, like every other male, I think, I realized after work my balls had gotten sweaty and needed a washing to restore their appealing natural scents. Now, I’ve figured out a way to suppress the stench AND actually keep them cooler throughout the day: Baby Powder! Yes, the original pampering white puffs of softness that started it since day 1 of our grand lives’.

Laugh or think this is pointless if you dare, but my balls now survive a hard days work without turning into a stinking disgusting sack. Thank you Johnson & Johnson!

I just got back from washing my bike and of course what happens… I feel rain drops just as soon as I pull away down the street to “blow-dry” my bike. Lucky me. The nI was contemplating on picking up a bottle of Bacardi being that I just ran out today; I drove ABC Liquor, staring off into it’s giant windows of welcoming products on display. As I got nearly down to the Wal-Mart, in front of the Sheriff’s station, I whipped a u-turn to head home. Which coincidently is practically a street opposite of ABC. As I began to look at my turn it was my final decision — to Bacardi or not to Bacardi.

I went home; without the tarnishing beverage that controls so many individuals. I was strong. I AM strong!