Suppress Stinky Balls Smell

By On 02/20/2007 · 15 Comments

Running around all day long can generate some serious heat and friction for your body….

Well, recently I’ve noticed something about mine: stinky sweating balls. Sounds quite obvious, but it’s come to my attention that they needed some sort of prep work to stop the mid-shift stenches I was creating with them. Yea, like every other male, I think, I realized after work my balls had gotten sweaty and needed a washing to restore their appealing natural scents. Now, I’ve figured out a way to suppress the stench AND actually keep them cooler throughout the day: Baby Powder! Yes, the original pampering white puffs of softness that started it since day 1 of our grand lives’.

Laugh or think this is pointless if you dare, but my balls now survive a hard days work without turning into a stinking disgusting sack. Thank you Johnson & Johnson!

Smelly Balls

 
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  • Candice

    You should try the lavender type.It stays fresher longer.Hope this problem is not one that you bring up with others in public places.That would be embarrassing for you and others.How is class going? I think about your goofy self all the time when I see your computer at school.Hope all is well.

  • Candice

    You should try the lavender type.It stays fresher longer.Hope this problem is not one that you bring up with others in public places.That would be embarrassing for you and others.How is class going? I think about your goofy self all the time when I see your computer at school.Hope all is well.

  • http://freakytj.com TJ

    Hi Candice,

    What’s up? No, I haven’t discussed said topic in public yet but I might… it could also be used as a wonderful tactic to thwart off any unwelcome or disliked individuals from around you :)

    Class is good, I seem overloaded at times, but still maintaining.

  • http://freakytj.com TJ

    Hi Candice,

    What’s up? No, I haven’t discussed said topic in public yet but I might… it could also be used as a wonderful tactic to thwart off any unwelcome or disliked individuals from around you :)

    Class is good, I seem overloaded at times, but still maintaining.

  • Candice

    You need to fix your clock thingy.. b/c it says you posted that at 7:38 and it ain’t even 7 yet.That is good that school is going well.Ed isn’t killing you yet.I know some other people in that class and all they do is fuss about how hard he is.That class isn’t half as bad as the rest.I have him for 2 classes this semester.SO…You mentioned work, I believe that is something that you do to get paid.Not 100% on that since it has been about 2 months since I have seen any.(money or work)LOL.You better watch out discussing that around certain people b/c if they are like me they will just comment, or possibly try to help you solve the problem.I wouldn’t try to help you, but a comment never hurt anything.Well this should have been an email.Maybe next time.

  • Candice

    You need to fix your clock thingy.. b/c it says you posted that at 7:38 and it ain’t even 7 yet.That is good that school is going well.Ed isn’t killing you yet.I know some other people in that class and all they do is fuss about how hard he is.That class isn’t half as bad as the rest.I have him for 2 classes this semester.SO…You mentioned work, I believe that is something that you do to get paid.Not 100% on that since it has been about 2 months since I have seen any.(money or work)LOL.You better watch out discussing that around certain people b/c if they are like me they will just comment, or possibly try to help you solve the problem.I wouldn’t try to help you, but a comment never hurt anything.Well this should have been an email.Maybe next time.

  • http://freakytj.com TJ

    Clock should be fixed…

    Yea Ed isn’t too bad… sometimes it’s hard to keep up, but as long as you’re paying attention you should be fine. As for the whole ball thing it was actually an inside joke, because a fellow co-worker came to me and it ended up being so much more comical with the initial conversation so I just threw this post up to strike some debate over it.

    I completely agree with the broadcasting of it should be kept to a minimal!

  • me

    stinky balls, stinky butt, whatever, stinky is cured by #1, shaving. yes, the hair just holds the odor. shave it off, girls will appreciate it too, no one likes dental floss. wash very good in the morning and before you get intimate, and change wear clean underwear all the time. Wash your ass after you crap. That stink just sticks to your skin. . use deoderant for sensitive skin between butt cheeks, and behind testicles. and use baby powder. keeps sweat to a mininum, right after a shower.

    unscented.

  • me

    stinky balls, stinky butt, whatever, stinky is cured by #1, shaving. yes, the hair just holds the odor. shave it off, girls will appreciate it too, no one likes dental floss. wash very good in the morning and before you get intimate, and change wear clean underwear all the time. Wash your ass after you crap. That stink just sticks to your skin. . use deoderant for sensitive skin between butt cheeks, and behind testicles. and use baby powder. keeps sweat to a mininum, right after a shower.

    unscented.

  • lol

    LOOOOOOOL MY BALLS SMELL LIKE DORITOS

  • lol

    LOOOOOOOL MY BALLS SMELL LIKE DORITOS

  • Mr Technical

    Uh, “behind testicles” has a scientific name now… “TAINT”

  • Mr Technical

    Uh, “behind testicles” has a scientific name now… “TAINT”

  • http://freakytj.com TJ

    LOL!
    That was priceless; but, do you really classify that as “scientific”?

  • http://freakytj.com TJ

    LOL!
    That was priceless; but, do you really classify that as “scientific”?