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Friendly Apple Web Assistance?


I was trying to have a friendly conversation with the web chat help with Apple and this is what I was given…

You are chatting with Channing M, an Apple Expert
Hi, my name is Channing M. Welcome to Apple!
Hello
Good evening.
Hello!
How may I assist you this evening?
I have an odd request… hope yo ucan help!
I will be happy to provide assistance.
May I please have a free Mac… I would be so ever grateful in your debit!
I have no way to do that.
You must though, it would be so much to me
Do you want me to keep using htis crappy Windows computer… :(
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This chat is designed for shopping assistance, no one here has any way to give you a computer.
May I speak with a supervisor that can then? This is shopping.. I am shopping for a freebie!
The number for Customer Service and Sales Support is 1-800-676-2775.
So you are telling me there is no generosity or compassion for someone asking and in need?
What is one freebie? Would it really hurt you to help someone in need?
I work in a call center, I am not in an apple store or warehouse, All of my resources are to help you purchase a computer from our online store.
Do you own a Mac at home? Or windows?
Mac
Is it better than Windows?
This chat is designed to assist Apple customers with product related questions. How can I help you today?
What Mac do you own and for what uses?
I am asking questions about Mac/Apple….
Why are you being rude and unresponsive? Are you a web script…
Do you have any shopping that I can assist you with tonight?
Sure… what Mac is best for gaming, web surfing, and emails?
I like to play Wow, a lot!
I’ve asked you repeatedly to stop this behavior. I am now required to end this chat. If you would like to work with us in the future, please contact us at 1(800) MY-APPLE. Goodbye.
Thank you for choosing the Apple Store. If you have any additional questions, please chat us again.

 

I mean, seriously, was I out of place or acting irregular? I don’t see what request to stop my behavior… I think I should forward this to Apple Customer Support for a response.

 

Any thoughts on this?

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